Sam. 21 years of age. Originally from Illinois but I am studying psychology at the University of Iowa. I love books, movies, tv shows, and girls.

 

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse)

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

the-mechanics-of-a-girl:

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun

my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.

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indagoho:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

you are skinny, hot and delicious

indagoho:

bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

you are skinny, hot and delicious

(Source: myheadisloud)

leonardodicrapio:

Great Moments In American History: Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill congratulate each other for swimming with a topless brunette woman in Miami in February of 2013 while hiding their own shapeless bodies under modest t-shirts